ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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