Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Randomize
