Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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