You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
