I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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