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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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