she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
how drunk are you?
Several
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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