i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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