She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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