so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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