I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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