Yo dont text me then not text me
Please, let me fuck your mom
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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