and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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