I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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