I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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