As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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