Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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