she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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