Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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