508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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