TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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