if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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