As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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