absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I supernannyed him into submission
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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