He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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