He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Randomize
