Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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