do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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