im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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