either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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