yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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