we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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