it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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