Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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