know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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