Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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