You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
No subtext here. People are naked.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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