proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I party with great urgency now.
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