Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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