Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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