Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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