Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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