I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Randomize
