try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
