quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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