i don't plan on having that self control this summer
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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