so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
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