He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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