I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
