After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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