can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
birth control should be required to get into college
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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