if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Btw I puked in your glovebox
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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