nut hugger
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm at about main and main street
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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