chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
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