yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Randomize
