Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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